I Had A Chicken Finger That Was

My Fake Plants Died Because I Did Not Pretend To Water Them.

When Someone Hands You A Flyer, It's Like They're Saying Here You Throw This Away.

I Have A Friend Who Is A Juggler. If I'm At His House, I Don't Like To Take Food From Him, If It's In Threes. He Has Three Apples Left, I Guess I Can't Have One. I Wouldn't Want To Screw Up His Practice Routine.

Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry For The Convenience.

I Heard A Guy Tell Me He Liked Cherries. I Waited To Hear If He Was Going To Say "tomatoes", Then I Realized He Like Cherries Just. That Joke Is Ridiculous.