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Earlier This Week Donald Trump Gave An Interview With Cnn At A Winery He Owns In Virginia. It Turns Out Trump's Winery Makes Two Different Kinds Of Wine: White Wine And Not-white Wine.

Today, Mitt Romney Visited A Firehouse Here In New York City. Of Course, He Was Disappointed When He Learned That A Firehouse Isn't A House Where You Get To Fire People.

If People Want To See You, They'll Find You. If They Don't See You On Tv, They'll Find You On The Internet.

This Week, A 95-year-old Woman Married A 98-year-old Man To Become The World's Oldest Newlyweds. They're Registered At Bed, Sponge Bath And Beyond.

Over The Weekend It Came Out That The U.s. Has Been Listening In On German Chancellor Angela Merkel's Cellphone Since 2002. At This Point, I Feel Like The Only World Leader Our Government Doesn't Listen To Is President Obama.