I Had A Laptop When They Weighed

I Wanted To Create A Multibillion Dollar Company That Lets Me Go Out And Let Us Go Out And Change The World And Create A Skin Cancer Awareness Center That Costs A Quarter A Billion Dollars.

You Could Ask Any Position Player And They'll Tell You: Pitchers Aren't Athletes.

I Was Such A Screwup When I Got To The Big Leagues. I Was A Total Idiot.

War Is By No Means Something Glamorous, And I Don't Think That Should Ever Be Forgotten.

I've Got A Wife, Four Kids, A Business, And A Baseball Career.