I Had A Paper Route When I

If 13 Is Unlucky, Then 12 And 14 Are Guilty By Association.

P.s. - This Is What Part Of The Alphabet Would Look Like If Q And R Were Eliminated.

Last Time I Called Shotgun We Had Rented A Limo, So I Messed Up!

Fettucini Alfredo Is Macaroni And Cheese For Adults.

I Had To Take A Physical To Do This Show. They Had A Lot Of Weird Questions Like, "have You Ever Tried Sugar Or Pcp?"