I Had A Tumor. But It Was

Not Being Funny Doesn't Make You A Bad Person. Not Having A Sense Of Humor Does.

New York Is Breaking My Heart. I’ve Often Said That It’s Like Having A Really Interesting Boyfriend Suddenly Becoming Really, Really Into Wine, And Having To Have Endless Conversations About It.

Well Into Adulthood, Writing Has Never Gotten Easier. It Still Only Ever Begins Badly, And There Are No Guarantees That This Is Not The Day When The Jig Is Finally Up.

People Are Really Trying Their Best. Just Like Being Happy And Sad, You Will Find Yourself On Both Sides Of The Equation Many Times Over Your Lifetime, Either Saying Or Hearing The Wrong Thing. Let's All Give Each Other A Pass, Shall We?

I Have So Little Control Over The Act Of Writing That It's All I Can Do To Remain Conscious.