I Had An Alarm, I Had Nerve

You Owe Me!" -stephanie "why Do I Owe You?" -joe "i Caught Your No Good Cousin." -stephanie "yeah And In The Process You Burned Down A Funeral Home, And Damaged Thousands Of Dollars Of Government Property." -joe "well If You Are Going To Be Picky About It...." -stephanie

Nice Dress. Take It Off.

Wondering Where Ranger Was Now, When I Needed Him. Why Wasn’t He Here, Insisting On Locking Me Up In A Safe House? Now That My Hamster’s Cage Was Clean, I’d Be Happy To Oblige.

I Was Waiting For My Body Receipt When Morelli Walked In. He Nodded To Ranger And Grinned At Me In My Whiteness. “i Was At My Desk, And Mickey Told Me I Had To Come Out To Take A Look,” Morelli Said. “it’s Floor,” I Told Him. “i Can See That. If We Add Some Milk And Eggs, We Can Turn You Into A Cake.

Sorry About Bender," Lula Said, Letting The Trans Am Idle At The Curb. "maybe We Could Tell Vinnie He Died. We Could Say We Were All Set To Bring Bender In, And He Died. Bang. Dead As A Doorknob." "better Yet, Why Don't We Just Go Back And Kill Him," I Said. I Opened The Door To Leave, Caught My Toe In The Floor Mat, And Fell Out Of The Car, Face First. I Rolled Onto My Back And Stared Up At The Stars. "i'm Fine," I Said To Lula. "maybe I'll Sleep Here Tonight.