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Back In The Thirties We Were Told We Must Collectivize The Nation Because The People Were So Poor. Now We Are Told We Must Collectivize The Nation Because The People Are So Rich.

It Had All The Earmarks Of A Cia Operation; The Bomb Killed Everybody In The Room Except The Intended Target!

The Real Threat, As Seen By The Aclu, Is That Religious Behavior Might Give Secular Behavior A Bad Name, And That Is, Surely, Unconstitutional.

They [theodore White And Lou Harris] Took Turns Weeping, And Finally Concluded That Rockefeller Got The Votes Of Everyone In California Who Is A Negro, A Jew, A Mexican, And A College Graduate, While Goldwater Got The Votes Of Every Millionaire. Which Certainly Makes California The Land Of Opportunity.

Old Ladies Photographed By Cbs Who Announced That They Would Die Of Malnutrition If Reagan's Bill Were Passed Could Probably Have Saved Themselves Their Impending Penury By The Simple Device Of Applying To The American Federation Of Television And Radio Artists For Scale Every Time They Were Featured By Dan Rather Or Whoever.