I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers,

Be Kind And Considerate To Others, Depending Somewhat Upon Who They Are.

Nobody Ever Looked Up And Saw A Good Shot.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

About The Time We Get Old Enough To Be As Wicked As We Want To Be, We Don't Want To Be So Very Wicked After All.

An Honourable Agreement Among Men As To Their Conduct Toward Women, And It Was Devised By Women.