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I Had Sex With A Couple Guys But It Wasn't A Baseball Team. I Saved That For My Twenties.
-Chelsea Handler
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I Had Sex With A Couple Guys
Chelsea Handler
I Had Sex With A Couple Guys But It Wasn't A Baseball Team. I Saved That For My Twenties.
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