I Had To Prove You Could Be

I’m Young, I’m Handsome, I’m Fast, I’m Pretty, And Can’t Possibly Be Beat. They Must Fall In The Round I Call.

Before I Became A Muslim, I Ate Pork And Chased Women--but All That Stuff Stopped.

A Black, A Puerto Rican And A Mexican Are In A Car. Who's Driving? The Police.

I'm So Mean I Make Medicine Sick!

I Don't Look Like No Kiwi Bird