I Had To Stop Drinkin, Cuz I

Two Things People Throughout History Have Had In Common Are Hatred And Humour. I Am Proud That I Have Been Able To Use Humour To Lessen People's Hatred.

I Don't See Myself Getting Married Again, But If I Do, It Will Be Forever.

Why Get Killed When You Can Run ... Your Ego Will Heal Much Faster Than A Broken Jaw.

I Became A Performer Because It Was What I Enjoyed Doing.

I Never Met Anybody Who Said When They Were A Kid, I Wanna Grow Up And Be A Critic.