I Had To Travel Half Way Across

I Think When We Stop Putting Labels And Start Worrying More About The Performance, That's When You're Able To Cross Over And Make Yourself A Household Name And Go Everywhere.

I Got A Brother Who Calls Me Hollywood. Sisters Kind Of Keep Their Distance. Even My Mom Is Kind Of Like Ahhh With Me. Yeah Dude, It Really Sucks. And I Wish Things Were Different. Unfortunately, They Don't Understand Everything I Go Through On A Day To Day Basis To Be Able To Maintain What I'm Doing.

If I Speak Spanish In My Show, Which Sometimes I Do, I Translate What I Say. I Make It Where I Can Still Be Myself, But I Make It To Where Everybody Knows What The Hell Is Going On And When Everyone Leaves, They're Like "ok, I Get It."

I Drink Diet Coke So I Can Eat Regular Cake.

I Don't Wanna Just Be Remembered For The Funniest Guy In My Neighborhood.