I Happen To Be A Guy Who

I May Never Get My Own Action Figure, But At Least I Think What I'm Doing Is Really Legitimate Musically

I Am The Byproduct Of An Ellis Island Orgy, Basically. I'm Everything. I've Got Quite A Mixture In Me. I Know A Lot Of It And I Don't Know Some Of It. I'm Pretty Mixed Up, But Mostly Russian And Irish.

I Live In A Bus And Go From Place To Place And Sometimes Feel Very Detached From What's Going On

So Yeah, I Play The Piano For Most Of The Show, But I Like Rock And Roll

I Happen To Be A Guy Who Also Plays The Piano And Sings, So People Automatically Associate Me With Billy Joel.