I Hardly Even Leave My Own House.

I Don't Think There's An Improvised Word In The Movie. I Hope Not Because I Admire Writing. Improvising Is Kind Of Gambling. It's Just That You're Standing Up.

I Love Playing Half Squid/half Crab Guy Because You Can Get Away With A Level Of Acting That If You Tried It Anywhere Else They'd Arrest You For Crimes Against Acting.

More People Saw Me In 'love Actually' Than Had Seen Me In Everything Else I Had Ever Done Up To That Point.

I Have No Memory, Any At All, Of Actually Performing The Play, No Recall In Terms Of The Lines. I Can't Tell You Any Line From Any Play I've Ever Done.

I Don't Do Plays Without Jokes Anymore. I've Retired From Those Plays. I Think It's Bad Manners To Invite People To Sit In The Dark For Two And A Half Hours And Not Tell Them The Joke.