I Hardly Remember How I Started To

You Pay Your Money, You Take Your Choice. I Get The Audience My Language Attracts And I Lose The Ones It Repels.

I Reserve The Right To Tell Shaggy Dog Stories Or Even Common Jokes As Part Of What I'm Doing. I Don't Give A Damn If Half The Audience Walks Out.

Stories Are Different Every Time You Tell Them - They Allow So Many Possible Narratives.

Disney Made A Fortune Out Of Inventing The Businessman's Idea Of The Imaginary As The Contradictory Of The Businessman's Idea Of The Real.

My Mother Turned Into A Professional Widow. She Couldnt Understand Why I Wanted To Be An Engineer; She Thought I Should Be A Chicken Farmer.