I Hate All Sidekicks.

I Think I Realized It Was An Art Form At The Beginning, But It Took Me A Really Long Time Before I Was Able To View What I Was Performing Myself As An Art Form.

I Have A Lot Of Friends Who Were Stand-ups, And They Just Stopped After A While, Because They Didn't Like That Battle, Or They Just Couldn't Do It. And Then They Would Get On A Sitcom And Get Visible And Get Back Into It, Because The Audience Was Just Way Easier On Them. But They Lost Those Crucial Years Of Learning To Turn Any Audience Into Your Audience.

I Had A Romance Novel Inside Me, But I Paid Three Sailors To Beat It Out If Me With Steel Pipes.

Any Acting Job That I Ever Got, I Always Treated It Like I Was A Neophyte, I Didn't Know What I Was Doing And I Was Going To Work Just As Hard As I Do On My Stand-up.

There Are Times When I Have To Take, I Call It A “silence Bath,” Where I Shut Off All Of The External Gadgets. I Go Walk Around, Talk To People, And Just Live Life For A While.