I Hate Babies. They're So Human.

His Socks Compelled One's Attention Without Losing One's Respect.

There Are Certain Fixed Rules That One Observes For One's Own Comfort. For Instance, Never Be Flippantly Rude To Any Inoffensive Grey-bearded Stranger That You May Meet In Pine Forests Or Hotel Smoking-rooms On The Continent. It Always Turns Out To Be The King Of Sweden.

I Love Americans, But Not When They Try To Talk French. What A Blessing It Is That They Never Try To Talk English.

The Cat Is Domestic Only As Far As Suits Its Own Ends.

Children With Hyacinth's Temperament Don't Know Better As They Grow Older; They Merely Know More.