I Hate Babies. They're So Human.

Never Be A Pioneer. It's The Early Christian That Gets The Fattest Lion.

To Be Clever In The Afternoon Argues That One Is Dining Nowhere In The Evening.

A Relative Of Mine ... Spends His Time Producing Improved Breeds Of Sheep And Pigs And Chickens. So Patronising And Irritating To Teh Almighty, I Should Think.

Children With Hyacinth's Temperament Don't Know Better As They Grow Older; They Merely Know More.

Mother, May I Go And Maffick, Tear Around And Hinder Traffic?