I Hate Celebrities. I Really Hate Them.

Just Because You're In The Missionary Position Don't Make You No Missionary.

The First Time I Ever Saw Him Play, Tre Cool Was Wearing A Tutu And An Old-womans Swimming Cap.

I Hate Television. I Hate The Internet. I Hate Cell Phones. I Hate Cameras. I Hate Everything That Destroys Creativity.

Never Run In The Rain With Your Socks On.

Punk Is Dead To Anyone Who Didn't Get It In The First Place