I Hate Champagne More Than Anything In

I’ve Never Wanted To Meet Anyone I’ve Been Introduced To. I Want To Meet All The Other People.

... I Was Merely A Disinterested Spectator At The Banquet Of Life.

It's Amazing How Right You Can Be About A Person You Don't Know; It's Only The People You Do Know Who Confuse You.

I Always Expect People To Behave Much Better Than I Do. When They Actually Behave Worse, I Am Frankly Incredulous.

The Vehemence Of My Moral Indignation Surprised Me. Was I Beginning To Have Standards And Principles, And, Oh Dear, Scruples? What Were They, And What Would I Do With Them, And How Much Were They Going To Get In My Way?