I Hate Danny Kaye Movies.

Being The Offspring Of English Teachers Is A Mixed Blessing. When The Film Star Says To You, On The Air, 'it Was A Perfect Script For She And I,' Inside Your Head You Hear, In The Sarcastic Voice Of Your Late Father, 'perfect For She, Eh? And Perfect For I, Also?'

I Think I'd Be Pretty Easy To Write For.

When I'm Doing An Appearance Somewhere And Taking Questions From The Audience, I Can Always Count On: 'tell About The Guy Who Died On Your Show!'

My Iq Is Somewhere Between Spiro Agnew's And Albert Einstein's.

Nobody Is Going To Try To Confiscate Guns, Although Some Web Sites Know Better: President Obama, They Are Certain, Wants To.