I Hate Danny Kaye Movies.

I Guess The Best Advice I Ever Got Or Anyone Could Get For Doing A Talk Show, Though It Has Not Been Easy Very Often, Was From Jack Paar, Who Said, 'kid, Don't Make It An Interview. Interviews Have Clipboards, And You're Like David Frost. Make It A Conversation.'

It's Not Always Easy To Identify Your Own Voice. It Comes With Time.

I Like When The Ice Gets Thin, The Going Gets Rough, The Guests Get Edgy.

I Have A Feeling That About 90% Of My Life Has Been Shaped By My Voice, Both As An Embarrassment And As An Advantage. There Was Always The Terrible Incongruity Of This Deep Voice Barreling Out Of This Little Body. Somewhere In The Back Of My Mind I Was Aware That It Was Ludicrous, That It Took On An Importance That Wasn't Really There.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.