I Hate Mourinho. He's A Fool.

If I Can Give You Any Advice, It's This: Every Hour That You Spend Sat On The Couch Doing Nothing, Put It To Good Use, Because When You Have Kids, An Hour Is Like A Lifetime.

Next Year I Hope To Get A Stalker Or Two Because I Don't Believe You've Arrived Until You Get A Stalker.

I'm Not Sure About This Live 8 Thing. Correct Me If I Am Wrong, But Are They Hoping That One Of These Guys From The G8 Is On A Quick 15-minute Break At Gleneagles And Sees Annie Lennox Singing "sweet Dreams" And Thinks: "f... Me, She Might Have A Point There, You Know." It's Not Going To F... Happen, Is It? Keane Doing "somewhere Only We Know" And Some Japanese Businessman Going: "aw, Look At Him...we Should Really F... Drop That Debt, You Know." It's Not Going To Happen, Is It?

I Don't Have The Genetic Make-up Of A Frontman, But I'm Learning How To Do It.

Music Is A Thing That Changes People's Lives. It Has The Capacity To Make Young People's Lives Better.