I Hate Niggas! I Hate Em! I

See, The Black Man Gotta Fly To Get To Something The White Man Can Walk To.

When You Make Drama You Are Like Picasso. Drama Is Whatever You Want It To Be.

Whenever I Go Out With Other Married Couples, I Like To Bring Along A Single Crackhead. Just To Spice Things Up.

Remember When We Was Young, Everybody Used To Have These Arguments About Who's Better, Michael Jackson Or Prince? Prince Won!

Karaoke Isn't Fair When You're A Comedian. The Whole Idea Is To Get People Laughing And Enjoying Themselves, And I'm A Professional Funny Guy.