I Hate People Who Think It's Clever

I Spent The First 25 Years Of My Life Not Knowing What I Wanted To Do.

I Was So Keen To Become A Comedian That Actually Doing The Comedy Itself Almost Came Second.

I Had A Longing For Ritual, Something I Could Cling To, A Routine To Make Me Feel Well And Contented. I Hoped That Reading Bible Commentaries And Theological Critiques Would Nudge Me Closer To Some Kind Of Absolute That I Could Hold Up As A Torch To Light My Way.

Comedy And Tragedy Are Two Sides Of The Same Coin. A Talent In One Area Might Also Lead To A Predisposition In The Other.

One Of My Friends Went On A Murder Weekend, Now He Is Doing Life For It.