I Hate Ready-made Suits, Button-down Collars, And

Chess Is Like War On A Board

She And I Just Don't See Eye To Eye Together. She's A Square. She Keeps Telling Me That I'm Too Interested In Chess, That I Should Get Friends Outside Of Chess, You Can't Make A Living From Chess, That I Should Finish High School And All That Nonsense. She Keeps In My Hair And I Don't Like People In My Hair, You Know, So I Had To Get Rid Of Her.

Capablanca Was Among The Greatest Of Chess Players, But Not Because Of His Endgame. His Trick Was To Keep His Openings Simple, And Then Play With Such Brilliance In The Middlegame That The Game Was Decided - Even Though His Ooponent Didn't Always Know It - Before They Arrived At The Ending.

In My Opinion, The King's Gambit Is Busted. It Loses By Force.

I Don't Keep Any Close Friends. I Don't Keep Any Secrets. I Don't Need Friends. I Just Tell Everybody Everything, That's All.