I Hate That We're Always Called "the

Hey, I'm Like The Wayne Gretsky Of The Entertainment Biz - I Have Other People Do My Dirty Work While I Skate Around And Get To Be A Nice Guy. What Can I Say? I'm A Coward.

I've Never Been To A Class Reunion Or Anything Because I'm Always Afraid Of That One - There's Going To Be Some 'carrie'-like Incident.

The Hard Thing Is Getting People To Come To The Theater To See Something, No Matter If It's Good Or Not.

I've Never Had To Get A Job As A Waiter Or Anything. I've Always Been Able To Support Myself In 'the Biz.' Which Is Great. It's Really Fantastic To Be Able To Say That, Because I Know It's Hard To Do.

I Love Funny People, And When I'm With Funny People, Or People Who Are Amusing In Their Weirdness, I Love It. Because That To Me Is Funny, As Opposed To Someone Who Stops And Says, 'hey Let Me Tell You A Joke.'