I Hate To Judge Everybody Across The

I Really, Really Love Hilary Clinton. I Think She's Very Cool. She's Out There And She's Involved.

I Would Never Wanna Do A Show That's Strictly Maudlin And Invaded My Personal Life And My Home. I Would Never Do That.

People Want To Be Famous, They Want To Be Loved, They Want To Be Accepted. They Want To Push Aside Their Past And The Things That Have Been Embarrassing To Them.

Barbara Bush Has Her Finger On The Pulse Of America. Im So Glad Shes Back And More Compassionate Than Ever, ... Thats Right, Of Course People Just Sat Around New Orleans, Boring, Uninspired, Soulless New Orleans, And Dreamed Of Someday Relocating To The Astrodome. Oh, Dear Lord, If Only I Could Leave My Unhappy Existence And Head On Up To Wonderful Houston And Live With My Friends Side By Side In A Spacious Football Stadium, My Life Would Be So Much Richer And Complete.

Onstage, I'm Still Wearing My Fabulous, Sheer Dresses Because I'm Not That Big.