I Hate Using The Word Coagulant.

In The End, All Journeys Are Spiritual. So Go Off The Main Road. Be Givers Of Hospitality And Gracious Takers Of It Too. Accept The Serendipitous Moments Of Life Because, When All Is Said And Done, You May Find Out That They Were Not Serendipitous At All. And Know That Faith Is As Real As Bread Broken Among Friends. What You Believe Will Take You Far On Your Journey. If You Search Carefully, You Will Find Good Food All Along The Way.

What Tends To Happen Is That People Will Go - They've Got Hot Broth, You Know, They've Added Some Liquid To Their Drippings, They've Brought That Up To Heat. And Then They Try To Add In A Big Clump Of Just Kind Of A Handful Of Flour, And Of Course, It Turns Into Library Paste.

Basting Is Evil. Basting Does Nothing For The Meat. Why? Skin. Skin Is Designed To Keep Stuff Out Of The Bird, So Basting Just Lets Heat Out Of The Oven. That Means The Turkey Will Take Longer To Cook... So Don't Touch That Door!

Racism. It's Ugly. Even In Tubers.

Wine Is Like Women. It Tempts You; It Comforts You; It Confuses You And Can Even Turn On You When You Least Expect It. It Can Be Your Friend One Day And Your Enemy The Next.