I Hate When New Parents Ask Who

On The Set Of An Independent Film You Can Tell That Nobody Is Doing It For The Money. Everyone Is There Because They Love The Script. A Smaller Budget Sort Of Unifies Everyone; It's A Real Team Effort And That's Amazing. But These Opportunities Just Don't Present Themselves That Often For Me, So Basically Any Chance I Get To Do Something Different I Jump On It.

Grief Is Nature’s Most Powerful Aphrodisiac.

All You Have In Comedy, In General, Is Just Going With Your Instincts. You Can Only Hope That Other People Think That What You Think Is Funny Is Funny. I Don't Have An Answer But I Just Try To Plough Straight Ahead.

When I Was Ten, I Wrote An Essay On What I Would Be When I Grew Up And Said I Would Be A Professional Soccer Player And A Comedian In Off Season.

In The Fourth Grade, I Learned How To Fake Walking Into A Door. You Know, You Hit It With Your Hand And Snap Your Head Back. The Girls Loved It.