I Hate When New Parents Ask Who

I Think Whatever An Artist Does, It Just Has To Be Quality And Good. I Think The Way Kanye's Doing What He's Doing With The Auto-tune Is Actually Creative Because He Just Writes Good Melodies. He Just Writes Good Songs. He's Just Gifted.

All You Have In Comedy, In General, Is Just Going With Your Instincts. You Can Only Hope That Other People Think That What You Think Is Funny Is Funny. I Don't Have An Answer But I Just Try To Plough Straight Ahead.

I Still Regret That I Never Played Soccer In High School. I Chose Basketball Over Soccer.

Grief Is Nature’s Most Powerful Aphrodisiac.

I'm A Progressive. Much In The Same Way Our Founding Fathers - Who, Oddly Enough, Wouldn't Get Elected Today - Were Progressives.