I Hate When New Parents Ask Who

I Live By 'earnin' And Burnin'.' Meaning, I Like To Make Money And Spend It Before I Even Have It. That's The Way I Live My Life.

I Think A Lot Of The Instincts You Have Doing Comedy Are Really The Same For Doing Drama, In That It's Essentially About Listening. The Way I Approach Comedy, Is You Have To Commit To Everything As If It's A Dramatic Role, Meaning You Play It Straight.

I Would Love To Play Simon Cowell In A Movie - Heck, I Would Love It. It Would Be My Dream Role.

Grief Is Nature’s Most Powerful Aphrodisiac.

I Want To Thank Jesus, And By Jesus I Mean Jesus Hernandez, My Bodyguard