I Hated School. Hated It.

Most Guys My Age Are Boring Human Beings. They Sit In Bars, Get Drunk, And Then Go Home To Tell Their Kids The Way To Rule Their Lives, While They're Absolutely Stewed Out Of Their Brains.

For Years I've Had Neurological Problems. I Used To Shake A Lot And I Was On Medication - I Paid About $700,000 For One Year Of Pills. I Was Taking 40-odd Different Ones A Day.

Killing A Pig For A Good Old Fry-up Is One Thing. But There's No Excuse For Being Cruel, Even If You're A Bored Teenage Kid.

I've Been In Rehabs With Hardcore Heroin Addicts Who Say, 'i've Kicked The Heroin, But I Can't Let Go Of The Tobacco.' I Haven't Smoked A Cigarette In A Long Time. I Like Being Clean Now.

Every Shopaholic Needs An Accomplice.