I Hated The Royal Wedding.

The Sorrow Of The Ira Brighton Bombing Is That Thatcher Escaped Unscathed.

Letting Cats And Dogs Have Litters Is Tantamount To Shooting Shelter Animals In The Head Since It Kills Their Chances Of Adoption. Please Do The Right Thing And Spay Or Neuter Your Animals.

Don't Talk To Me About People Who Are 'nice' Cause I Have Spent My Whole Life In Ruins Because Of People Who Are 'nice'.

The Brits Are Ghastly. I Never Would Accept A Brit. It Would Be Like Laurence Olivier Being Happy Getting A Tv Times Award.

As Anthony Said To Cleopatra As He Opened A Crate Of Ale: "oh, I Say, Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others, Some Girls' Mothers Are Bigger Than Other Girls' Mothers.