I Have A Big Gay And Lesbian

When Someone Shows You Their True Colors, Believe Them.

My Aunt In Knoxville Would Bring Newspapers Up, Which We Used For Toilet Paper. Before We Used It, We'd Look At The Pictures.

Love Is Something Sent From Heaven To Worry The Hell Out Of You.

I Do Have A Few Little Tattoos, But They Were Mostly Done To Cover Scars Because I'm So Fair.

Tell Me I Have To Be Somewhere, And I'll Be There 20 Minutes Early And Stay There Longer Than Anybody Else. You Hold Up A Lot Of People If You're Not On Time.