I Have A Child And I've Made

Soft Drinks: The Gooey, Bubbly Sea Drowning Our American Children.

[on Las Vegas:] I Love That Town. No Clocks. No Locks. No Restrictions.

The British Have An Umbilical Cord Which Has Never Been Cut And Through Which Tea Flows Constantly. It Is Curious To Watch Them In Times Of Sudden Horror, Tragedy Or Disaster. The Pulse Stops Apparently, And Nothing Can Be Done, And Not One Move Made, Until A “nice Cup Of Tea” Is Quickly Made. There Is No Question That It Brings Solace And Does Steady The Mind. What A Pity All Countries Are Not.

Most Women Set Out To Try To Change A Man, And When They Have Changed Him They Do Not Like Him.

Being In The Depths Of Sadness Is Just As Important An Experience As Being Exuberantly Happy.