I Have A Critical Nature, In The

My Style Is A Little Quirky. I Can't Play As Fast As Most Professional Jazz Players.

We Don't Think Of Ourselves As Being Perfectionists, Really. To Us It's More About Desperately Trying To Have It Sound More Or Less Ok.

I Had A Dream That Britney Spears Rubbed Her Breasts In My Face And Jennifer Lopez Gave Me Head While Salma Hayek Sucked My Toes And The Olsen Twins Videotaped Everything. I Would Have Kept Dreaming It, Too, If I Hadn't Set Off The Smoke Detector.

As Jazz Fans, It Was Amusing For Us To Play Jazz Harmonies On These Big, Ugly Electric Guitars.

I've Never Been Comfortable As A Lead Performer, And I Never Wanted To Be A Singer, Particularly.