I Have A Dark Sense Of Humor.

I Love Horror Movies And I Love Being Scared, But I Don't Like Them, If They're Not Based On A True Story. It's Like Knowing How The Sausage Is Made.

Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks Are Funny. That's It. That's The Only Requirement.

I'm Really Sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb Sarcastic. She's Dry, 100%. I'm Different From Her.

I Want You To Like Me, But I Don't Care If You Don't.

I Think Women Should Start To Embrace Their Age. What's The Alternative To Getting Older? You Die. I Can't Change The Day I Was Born. But I Can Take Care Of My Skin, My Body, My Mind, And Try To Live My Life And Be Happy.