I Have A Great Career, And I

I Usually Doze Off Between 7:30 And 9 P.m. While Putting My Baby To Sleep. Then I Suddenly Wake Up Remembering I'm An Adult With No Bedtime. I Spend The Next Four Hours Catching Up On Reading, E-mails, And Other Adult Pursuits Until I Collapse For Good Until Sunrise.

Don't Wear Loud Clanging Bangles At Work, It's Disruptive And Noisy And Your Coworkers Won't Appreciate It! Bangles Should Have A Gentle Wind-chimey Tinkle, Not The Crash Bang Of A Million Pots And Pans.

In A Way That Somebody Else Converts To Judaism Or Becomes A Hare Krishna, I Belong To The Church Of Fried Chicken.

My Mom Was Scared Of The Old Times Square So I Was Never Allowed To Go. Now I'm Scared Of The New Times Square, So I Still Never Go.

I Grew Up A Vegetarian. Then, Because I Grew Up In The States, I Started Slowly Eating Meat. First It Was Bologna Sandwiches, Or Pepperoni On Pizza.