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Speaking Of Twitter, I Don't Even Know If I Composed A Blog Entry In 2009, As I Was Too Busy Parceling My Every Thought Into Cute 140-character Sound Bites. I Used To Only Worry About Being Pithy For A Living; Now Some Of My Best Lines Are Wasted On A Free App!

There's This Double Standard That Exists And It Really Frustrates Me. If A Woman Chooses To Work, People Say, "oh It's So Sad That You're Not At Home With Your Children." But No One Ever Says That To A Man Because It's Assumed That The Man Is Going To Be The Provider.

The Public's Appetite For Frothy, Flippant Blondes Has Waned, But Paris Hilton Still Fascinates Me.

I Always Wanted To Strip. I'm Sort Of One Of Those People Who Would Walk Past A Strip Club And While Everybody Else Might Give It A Passing Glance Or Cracks A Joke, I'd Be Like Pressing My Face Up Against The Window Trying To See In. I Was Very Curious Always.

Los Angeles Is Often Described As The Nadir Of Vapidity, A Smog-choked Space Cradle.