I Have A Hundred Times Wished That

Morality, Thou Deadly Bane, Thy Tens O' Thousands Thou Hast Slain! Vain Is His Hope, Whose Stay An' Trust Is In Moral Mercy, Truth, And Justice!

God Knows, I'm No The Thing I Should Be, Nor Am I Even The Thing I Could Be.

John Barleycorn Was A Hero Bold, Of Noble Enterprise, For If You Do But Taste His Blood, 'twill Make Your Courage Rise, Twill Make A Man Forget His Wo; 'twill Heighten All His Joy.

The Honest Man, Though E'er Sae Poor, Is King O' Men, For A' That!

The Best-laid Plans Of Mice And Men Often Go Awry.