I Have A Nice Bookshelf In My

I Don't Want To Hear The Specials. If They're So Special, Put 'em On The Menu.

I Have A Problem With The Strip That Runs Along The Bottom Of The News Programs. Don't These Idiots Who Run The News Programs Know We Don't Want To Read? That's Why We're Watching Tv.

The Best Piece Of Advice I Received Before I Got Married Was, "be Careful What You Say When You're In A Fight, Because It Could Stick In Someone's Head." I Don't Think I've Ever Said Anything I Really Regretted. I'm Very Sympathetic To Women. I've Really Studied Wife-ology, And I Know You've Got To Figure Out The Feelings. Deal With The Feelings.

You'll Fold Faster Than Superman On Laundry Day

I Wonder Is Illiterate People Know The Full Meaning Of Alphabet Soup?