I Have A Night Off On Halloween.

I Can Honestly Say, All The Bad Things That Ever Happened To Me Were Directly, Directly Attributed To Drugs And Alcohol. I Mean, I Would Never Urinate At The Alamo At Nine O'clock In The Morning Dressed In A Woman's Evening Dress Sober.

I Would Lock Myself In My Room And Drink A Case Of Corona And Smoke A Load Of Pot.

Thank God For The Bomb. Nuke Ya, Nuke Ya.

It Was Always Fun In The Early Days Of Black Sabbath, When I Stayed Away From Heavy Drugs. Then Someone Gave Me Cocaine And I Went, "hallelujah!" I Thought I'd Found The Meaning Of Life!

I’m A Lunatic By Nature, And Lunatics Don’t Need Training – They Just Are.