I Have A Position Of Indirect Respect

Nevada's One Of The Most Conservative States In The Union, But You Can Do What You Want In Vegas And Nobody Judges You.

We'll Never See National Shows With 45 Shares Again.

As Far As Exercising Goes... Watch For My Next Book, How I Died While Jogging.

I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.

I Was In The Band When I Was A Kid, I Played The Trumpet.