I Have A Position Of Indirect Respect

The Laughs Are Honestly Bigger, ... They Are The Kind Of Unexpected Belly Laughs You Get With Your Friends During Conversation.

Funniest Thing Happened Though, You Wouldn't Believe It, Ha, The Mannequins Came To Life. I Went Insane.

I Remember When I Took A Temp Job... So I Got A Job At A Department Store. Something Temporary To Put On My Resume, My Parents Said. Yeah... Till I Die!

I Tried Out For 'jeopardy' Once, When They Came To Cleveland, But I Didn't Make It.

You Know What I Worry About? I Worry That When I Hit My Head, It Pushes My Hair Into My Brain, And It Will Eventually Kill Me.