I Have A Rare Form Of Body

I’m Not A Religious Person; I Would Call Myself An Atheist. I Don’t Have A Good Story Behind It, I’m Just Reasonable.

Watching Soccer Just Makes Me Wish I Was Watching Foosball.

About A Year After I Moved To Los Angeles, I Decided I Wanted To Be A Joke Writer For A Late Night Talk Show. So I Met With A Late Night Joke Writer And He Told Me That I Should Start By Doing Stand-up Comedy, Because That Would Really Hone My Sense Of Humor And Joke Writing Ability. Eventually I Took A Stand-up Class And A Few Months Later I Had A Seven-minute Act.

I Can Drink Like A Fish, Or At Least, Someone Born With Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Father's Day Makes Me Wish I Could Talk To My Dad Just One More Time, Instead Of All The Time.