I Have A Scheme For Stopping War.

If All Politicians Fished Instead Of Spoke Publicly, We Would Be At Peace With The World.

The Deer Season Just Opened. A Deer Hunter In Ventura Country Brought In His First Man Yesterday.

If We Got One-tenth Of What Was Promised To Us In These Acceptance Speeches There Wouldn't Be Any Inducement To Go To Heaven.

The Worst Thing That Happens To You May Be The Best Thing For You If You Don't Let It Get The Best Of You.

The Old Horse Is Coming Back In A High Lope. Thousands Of People Are Riding A Horse Today That Five Years Ago Couldn't Sit In A Ford With All The Doors Locked.