I Have A Small House So I

Do I Envy Madonna’s Body? Yes. Do I Thank God That She Has It? Yes! If You’re Fifty-something And You Look Like Madonna, And You Put A Lifetime’s Work In The Way You Look, Then Flash It To The World!

They Thought I Was Crazy In Mexico When I Said, 'i'm Going To Hollywood.' Nobody Thought I Could Make It.

Make Yourself Smell Nice. I Even Wear Perfume Sometimes When I'm Alone.

My Accent Was Horrible. In Mexico, Nobody Says, 'you Speak English With A Good Accent.' You Either Speak English, Or You Don't: As Long As You Can Communicate, No One Cares.

Life Is About Chasing After The Things You Think Are Truly Worth It, Even If They Don't Happen, I'd Rather Have Nothing But Know I Didn't Settle For Something I Didn't Want!