I Have A Strict Policy That Nobody

People Always Ask Me If They're Mine. Yes, They Are... All Bought And Paid For.

I Have Had Some Cosmetic Surgery, Especially After I Lost Weight And Stuff, And I've Had My Breasts Lifted - But Not Injected. That Would Scare Me To Death, Anyway.

I Hated School. Even To This Day, When I See A School Bus It's Just Depressing To Me. The Poor Little Kids.

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.

Is Forever Longer Than Always?