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Write To Amuse? What An Appalling Suggestion! I Write To Make People Anxious And Miserable And To Worsen Their Indigestion.

I've Said What I'm Prepared To Say In My Poems, And Then Journalists Think That You're Going To Tell Them A Whole Lot More.

Bloody Men Are Like Bloody Buses - You Wait For About A Year And As Soon As One Approaches Your Stop Two Or Three Others Appear.

My Heart Has Made Its Mind Up And I’m Afraid It’s You. Whatever You’ve Got Lined Up, My Heart Has Made Its Mind Up And If You Can’t Be Signed Up This Year, Next Year Will Do. My Heart Has Made Its Mind Up And I’m Afraid It’s You.

There Are So Many Kinds Of Awful Men One Can't Avoid Them All. She Often Said She'd Never Make The Same Mistake Again: She Always Made A New Mistake Instead.