I Have A Theory That The Only

Call Me A Joker, Call Me A Fool, Right At This Moment I'm Totally Cool.

Well We're Waiting Here In Allentown For The Pennsylvania We Never Found For The Promises Our Teachers Gave If We Worked Hard If We Behaved So The Graduations Hang On The Wall But They Never Really Helped Us At All No They Never Taught Us What Was Real

I Keep Telling People: Don't Make Me The Poster Boy For Aa Because I Don't Know A Lot About Sobriety, But I Do Know A Lot About Drinking.

I Don't Know Why I Go To Extremes.

...and You're The Only One Who Knows.