I Have A Theory That The Secret

The Letter Of Application ... Should Be A Masterpiece Of Fiction, Papering Over All The Cracks. Get It Properly Typed On Decent Writing Paper. Never Let It Run Over The Page, People Get Bored With Reading.

Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It Will Keep You Awake All Afternoon.

I Love The Long Grass Coming Up To Meet The Willows.

Always Be Nice To Everyone In The Firm On The Way Up. You Never Know Who You May Meet On The Way Down.

I Think It Bespeaks A Generous Nature, A Man Who Can Cook.