I Have A Theory That The Secret

There Is Nothing More Attractive Than A Man Who Is Not A New Man.

Leo, Sadly, Has Parkinsons, But He Used To Cook All Sorts Of Dazzling Things.

People Always Assume That Bachelors Are Single By Choice And Spinsters Because Nobody Asked Them. It Never Enters Their Heads That Poor Bachelors Might Have Worn The Knees Of Their Trousers Out Proposing To Girls Who Rejected Them Or That A Girl Might Deliberately Stay Unmarried.

Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It Will Keep You Awake All Afternoon.

There Is Something Infinitely Dingy About The Word Workshop. Pray That England Doesn't Become A Nation Of Workshopkeepers.