I Have A Twelve Year Old Sex

I Would Love To Dj The Royal Wedding. Just So I Could Play Candle In The Wind Non-stop.

My Girlfriend Wants An Open Relationship. I Said No Way. What Kind Of Man Would I Be If I Had To Tell My Friends I Date You?

With Comics, You Always Talk About A Big Break, But There Are A Lot Of Big Breaks In Your Life And Not One Of Them Makes A Big Difference.

Sure, Retarded Jokes Write Themselves. But The Spelling Is Always Way Off.

Father's Day Makes Me Wish I Could Talk To My Dad Just One More Time, Instead Of All The Time.