I Have A Very Tiny House In

I Think Right Now Is The Best Time For Stand-up, Ever. I Sincerely Do.

Any Comedian Who Tells You How Dark And Dangerous They Are, They're Not Dark And Dangerous.

I've Had Some Pretty Good Arguments With People, But I've Never Regretted It. I've Had People Come Up Where It's All Emotion And No Fact. That's Always Sad.

Knock On Wood, My Groupies Tend To Be Very Artistic, Creative People - Sometimes Way More Creative Than I Am.

I Fantasize And Idealize Myself As Bugs Bunny, But I Know Deep Down I'm Daffy Duck.