I Have Always Hated That Damn James

Ever Since The Introduction Of Psychoanalysis There Have Been Too Many Terms To Excuse Behavior And Phrases That Can Be [used] To Explain Everything.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

After I Began To Make Some Money, My Brain-damaged Accountant Put Me In One Business After Another That Went Bad. The Only One That Panned Out Was A Small Bank, An Old Scottish Firm With London Offices In Pall Mall. I Was A Director. We Sold Out To A Larger Bank. That Was The Only Successful Venture I've Had, Apart From Acting.

I'm An Easy Target Because Of My Political Opinions.

Nothing Is Impossible, Only Mathematically Improbable.