I Have Always Hated That Damn James

How Peaceful Life Would Be Without Love. How Safe, How Tranquil And How Dull.

Sometimes A Woman Just Needs To Be Slapped.

I Am Not An Englishman, I Was Never An Englishman, And I Don't Ever Want To Be One. I Am A Scotsman! I Was A Scotsman And I Will Always Be One.

There Are Women Who Take It To The Wire. That's What They Are Looking For, The Ultimate Confrontation. They Want A Smack.

My View Is That To Get Anywhere In Life You Have To Be Anti-social, Otherwise You'll End Up Being Devoured. I've Never Been Particularly Social, Anyway, But If I've Ever Been Rude, Fifty Per Cent Of It Has Usually Been Provoked By Other People's Attitudes. Though I Do Admit, Like Most Celts, I'm Moody. It's Fine Until People Try To Cheer You Up With Gems Like, 'snap Out Of It' Or 'come On, Now'.